Ok. In my defense, it wasn't my idea. I was coerced, or if you know a word that is better that would indicate that I was forced against my will to do it. (It was actually pretty fun seeing the different reactions of my co-workers)
I'm just saying that next time, it'll take a substantial amount of money to get me dressed in anything resembling a skirt and giving myself a "B" cup.
Ali's Blog
Oh, and by the way, I totally kicked everyone's asses and won first place!
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Monday, October 15, 2007
I give up on this species
So there I was, minding my own business, being entertained by another rerun of Seinfeld. I just can't get enough of that show. I've probably seen each episode a handful of times and yet I still laugh each time I see them. 'Pinky Toe', 'Vandalay Industries', 'The Second Spitter'... I could go on and on. If you don't know what these mean, I suggest you go rent or buy the series and spend the next couple months getting yourself acquainted with these weirdos. Anyway, like I was saying, there I was, enjoying my evening and then a commercial came on which left me baffled.
Yes folks, Restless Leg Syndrome. It is unbelievable. I'm not sure what's worse, the people that think they actually have this or the people that have actually spent millions of dollars trying to make up a new syndrome.
I believe my response was something to the effect of "are you kidding me? Do you see this? What the hell are they talking about? Restless Leg Syndrome???!!! That's it, I can't take this anymore. We're looking for anything to bitch about these days!" (to find out the exact quote, please inquire about it with Ali)
And did you hear the side affects of the drug?? It may cause an urge to gamble. Huh?! Um, does Vegas know about this drug? It's only a matter of time before they start slipping these pills into their meals and drinks.
Anyway, I think this commercial has pushed me over the edge to purchase a TiVo.
By the way, I'm going to the Doctor tomorrow. I get this thing that happens everytime that I've been awake for 16 hours; I just can't seem to keep my eyes open and after I close them for a few minutes, I lose consciousness. This can't be healthy. I'm quite afraid that something terrible is going to happen. I hope the Doctor can help me out but I'm skeptical. I mean, this has been happening for years now.
Maybe next week I'll tell him that if I don't eat for 5 or 6 hours, my stomach kind of hurts.
Yes folks, Restless Leg Syndrome. It is unbelievable. I'm not sure what's worse, the people that think they actually have this or the people that have actually spent millions of dollars trying to make up a new syndrome.
I believe my response was something to the effect of "are you kidding me? Do you see this? What the hell are they talking about? Restless Leg Syndrome???!!! That's it, I can't take this anymore. We're looking for anything to bitch about these days!" (to find out the exact quote, please inquire about it with Ali)
And did you hear the side affects of the drug?? It may cause an urge to gamble. Huh?! Um, does Vegas know about this drug? It's only a matter of time before they start slipping these pills into their meals and drinks.
Anyway, I think this commercial has pushed me over the edge to purchase a TiVo.
By the way, I'm going to the Doctor tomorrow. I get this thing that happens everytime that I've been awake for 16 hours; I just can't seem to keep my eyes open and after I close them for a few minutes, I lose consciousness. This can't be healthy. I'm quite afraid that something terrible is going to happen. I hope the Doctor can help me out but I'm skeptical. I mean, this has been happening for years now.
Maybe next week I'll tell him that if I don't eat for 5 or 6 hours, my stomach kind of hurts.
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